PERIOD # 16. "Kommish in search of........"

Okay…. It’s that time of year. I’m searching for something….. I’m looking…… May need help…… Can I locate my destiny? Maybe by the end of this report, I’ll find my way…. But in the meantime, some weekly news…..

For --- WEDNESDAY – AUGUST 1.

For moves – contact BOB SPROULE.

RFSMMS@verizon.net
412-366-9323

Thanks in advance Bob…

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The KOOPERSTOWN KIDDIES went with youth over experience this week, cutting loose the 41 year old future HOF’er for a 23 year old kid coming off of cancer. Maddux hasn’t been up to par lately. I’m not going as far as to say he’s finished, but the only thing missing from his recent mound appearances this year have been a pack of coyotes cautiously approaching him from different angles. And if Lester stays in the rotation with the return of the Bloody Sock Guy, I’ll somehow have three BoSox Starters in Schilling, Lester and Dice-K, along with the Closer, Paplebon, and we haven’t even yet mentioned batters Pedroia and Youkilis. It’s enough to think that I’m starting a rivalry with the Owls and his plethora of Yankees. But ya gotta like the Red Sox…. After all, they are looking good these days!

While mentioning the OWLS, it should be noted that on Tuesday night, Tim Hudson was one out away from a Complete Game Shut-Out Victory. Somehow it all went awry, and a few minutes later Hudson was gone and didn’t even get the W. John thinks Bob Wickman is somehow in cahoots with that crooked Ref from the NBA. And while driving from Philly back to Erie this week, the Owl had a chance to tune in some out of town baseball games over the air waves and caught some of Cleveland – Boston. Said what a breath of fresh air to listen to good teams play and good announcers describe it.

More to come on the Slammers in a moment, but with that team now holding down 2nd place to the league lead of THE BIG TRAIN, this has to be “Deja-Vu all over again” for the Train…. It was back in that magical, mystical, rookie season of 1999 when the then Shoeless Joe’s of “B&C” were entrenched in 1st place, but the Slammers were always out there lurking in 2nd…. Does this mean that Marilyn will go back to asking Bob first thing each and every morning the question of…….. “What did Al do last night?” just like it was 1999 all over again?

The ROCK CATS are suddenly in 3rd place due to the Slammer Surge. The pitching continues to Rock. Lots of wins, including the large number of 8 W’s by the Closers already. Not only do they Close, they Win! John was very close to cutting Barry Bonds a week ago. He held onto him, and BB paid dividends this week. But is the HR chase a distraction to the Cats? And more importantly, the media wants to know if the Raven will be in attendance IN PERSON when Barry breaks Aaron’s record?

The 69’ERS may have slipped into the basement for now, but give them credit for trying some strategy. The pick-up of J.D. Durbin has a lot to do with his match-up. On Saturday, J.D. goes against Sugar Shane Youman and the Bucs. WAIT…. My God, did I just use a Greg Brown-ism there with the “Sugar Shane” thing? If I ever do that again, please slap me upside the head!! Thank you.

Sorry…… Back to the Niners……. Also picking up Ryan Theriot. Did you know his nickname in Chicago is “The Riot.” Put those two words together into one and you have his name of Theriot. Piff says he’s still working on the pitching as he made two moves there this week since the staff compiled a Pirate-like ERA of 6.68 for the period.

The BULLDOGS made an Outfield move. Cutting loose Reggie Willits, who I understand was at one time earlier this year known at the Post-Office as “The next Pete Rose.” (the on the field Rose, that is.) Now the duo has claimed a guy named Franklin Gutierrez. Just where do T&E find these guys anyway?? The pick-up of the year so far is turning out to be 3rd baseman Ryan Braun of the Brewers. The Dogs claimed him in place of Ty Wigginton back on May 30th. All Braun has done is tally 235 points in 187 At-Bats while hitting a lofty .358. The Slams were lamenting the fact that they selected ahead of T&E that night but didn’t make any moves. Also having a shot at him and passing were the Bombers and O’s. Hey, more to follow on this, but Eddie asked me to let everyone know that Eddie Jr. is once again running the NFL – Individual Player Survivor League on the same website as last year. All are welcome. I was in this last season and it was fun and a really interesting concept. Easy to do – all on the web. No draft to attend, just set your line-up on line each week and follow the action. Thinking and strategy are required. Again, Eddie will have more details to follow for signing in. Here's the Logo from the Leagues website.....

Did you know???????? That about 20 minutes before the 1st pitch of each Pirate game at PNC Park, there is a short clip on the Jumbo-Tron, in which the Pirates are promoting their Pirates Fantasy Camp. You will see a lefty - #44 pitching in the Bucco unnie. That’s the Big O from the 2006 camp. And as the Sproule’s are heading to Altoona in a couple of weeks to catch a Curve game, they will be looking out for any Larry Ott – Altoona Fantasy Camp MVP memorabilia. The Pittsburgh O’s have two Cleveland Indians SP’s on the roster, but little did Larry think that Jake Westbrook would be 1-6 with a 6.19 ERA and a guy named Fausto Carmona would be 13-4 with a 3.30 ERA. Strange stuff indeed….. And The O’s have been wondering about the fate of their SS Jack Wilson. There was the trade rumor to Toronto. But then the Blue Jays GM apparently nixed that with this emphatic quote to the Toronto newspapers…..

"We have absolutely no interest in Jack Wilson. None. We're not going to trade Josh Towers for a bag of donuts."

--- J.P. Ricciardi, GM – Toronto Blue Jays

A bag of donuts?!?! Ouch! (and why would Pittsburgh want Josh Towers??)

The H-BOMBS re-acquired Garret Anderson this week. GA was the 21st round draft pick of Big Daddy in 2007. And today – Thursday, July 26th is a historical date. The Bombers emerge from out of the cellar for the first time since May 17th. Now it gets tricky. B.D. has had to spend 28 moves thus far. Two DROP moves remain for the five Wednesdays in August before the additional four are given in September. But the team is on a roll, scoring 508 and 559 points in the past two weeks.

By the way……. Damn, I’m still frantically searching for my future out there….. I’m about ready to panic……. Oh well, I’ll keep looking and hoping……

(Back to Baseball)……

Lots of ALABAMA SLAMMERS news this week…. First off, Al said if Wandy Rodriguez can’t even beat the Pirates, he is OUT!! And here is the league record I spoke about that will never be broken under our current rules…….. On Tuesday, both of the Slammer Closers were on teams that played a doubleheader – Texas and the White Sox, but it was not a DH against each other. Eric Gagne SAVED both ends of his DH for 2 Saves in one day. Bobby Jenks did likewise. That’s 4 Saves in one day. Once again, it is a record that can be tied, but never broken. And what are the odds on that happening?

Al said he was at the Pirates game on Saturday when the Pirates won their only game (to date) since the All-Star Break. He was sitting low in box seats and close to the McClatchy Home Plate Club area. Low and behold Al spots former NPL member Tom Vandergrift sitting directly behind McC and chatting him up and joining in with Kevin’s home plate Entourage that evening in standing and clapping along with the outgoing CEO. Clapping when Kevin claps, cheering along with him, etc. etc…. If Van was part of the Entourage, wonder if he would be “Turtle” or “Johnny Drama?” (HBO reference).

Remember when the Slammers owner stated at the beginning of the season that 2007 was to be 1st place or bust? Meaning, if Al didn’t win the league in ’07 he was going to retire from the NPL. Al told Big Daddy, Eddie and Tony that he is a man of his word and he will stick to that statement. And now the A.S. are actually mounting a charge to win the championship in 2007. Maybe he’ll be back in 2008 after all…. However, keep in mind that when Al made that statement, our hidden NPL cameras were on the scene and Tony, Eddie and Big Daddy may not have seen this view of Al when he said those words…….

Hmmm…. Interesting…… Hey, I also have a theory on what could take place in the future – such as the year 2009 in relation to this situation…… Running out of time now, but something to look at in a future blog.

The LOCKHORNS are sitting in 6th place, trying to get back into the money, but I don’t think Harv is too worried about it…. Other events going on for the Harvster these days.. He’s looking forward to a trip to Camp Tomlin (or “Camp Coon” as Harv called it) on Wednesday, and then on Thursday the Harv celebrates his 53rd birthday. Here’s to you Harv……….

Okay………. YESSSSSSSSS!!!

I’ve got it……..

Finally……..

I have thankfully found where I am going………….


Whew……..

See ya in two weeks!!

PERIOD # 15. "Bulldogs Days of Summer."

KOMMISH RANT:

The quote on the right from JVB was after his last outing on July 16, when the 27 year old prospect gave up 9 earned runs on 6 hits, 2 walks and 2 hit batsmen in 2 innings. And that included hitting the lead-off batter with the first pitch of the game! This leaves John with an 0-4 record and 8.17 ERA after six starts. Ya know, I don’t think this town has seen a sports figure deflect responsibility away from themselves like that since the previous Pitt head football coach made a habit of it.

Surely you remember……. Walt “not my fault” Harris!

Hey, are you excited about another one of Jim Tracy’s stepsons from his days in Los Angeles being acquired?

Who do you think will be the PTBNL? ESPN-1050 in Chicago is saying it is Zach Duke. Even though Duke is struggling this year, if it’s him, they ought to dismiss David K. Littlefield on the spot. My guess is either Duffy or McLouth. Cubs still searching for someone out in CF. Felix Pie (pronounced “Pea-aye”) has been a disappointment, but of course the Duffster has been no prize either.

And while speaking of YOUR Buccos, the link below is provided by one Mr. Alan Cotton.

http://bugsandcranks.com/pittsburgh-pirates/requiem-for-a-team/


NPL ADMIN BUSINESS:

I’ll remind you before I go on vacation regarding Bob’s phone number and e-mail address, but in TWO Wednesdays from now, the Big Train will be conducting the Wednesday Night (Aug 1) transactions, from the Train Station in Franklin Park.

SHORT- HOPS:

If you look at the DL’ed players on the league rosters, you will note that we have exactly 25 players on the DL. That’s like an 11th team. Of those 25, 12 are Starting Pitchers. That’s like another team and a half of SP’s. And of those 12 SP’s, 5 are BULLDOGS. And remember, one of those that can be a big difference maker if healthy is Pedro Martinez. And speaking of Mets…. Tony offered up BUD Harrelson, the former Met as an answer to the question about former Buddy’s or Buds in Major League Baseball.

Interesting race going on, with the BIG TRAIN keeping the ROCK CATS back at about a buck and a half or so. Train members Utley and Rowand really tore it up this week and the R Cats pitchers were 8-2 in 11 Starts

Meanwhile, the ALABAMA SLAMMERS, OWLS and KOOPERSTOWN KIDS continue to leap-frog each other on a daily basis for 3-4-5. Curtis Granderson of the A.S. hit .587 this past week. What a nice early season pick-up he was. Must be Lloyd McClendon’s tutelage helping the young man in Motown.

The Owls were pumped about the Jason Kendall trade to the Cubbies. John said as the wind blows out more often in late summer, Kendall could end up with 5 Jacks this season!!

Here’s some consistent play at the corner infield spots for the Kids in week 15… The two 1st basemen totaled 83 points and the two 3rd basemen had all of 22.

The HORNS are LOCKed in a suddenly tight match for his 6th place spot with the T & E Paulino Bulldogs. While the Dogs lead the league in Saves, the Horns had a blown save in a very unusual way. Jeremy Accardo gave up the “Walk off Balk” to earn one for the B.S. category. But Harv has the top scoring pitcher (NPL points) in all of baseball, and since today (July 21) is CC’s 27th birthday, Harv rewarded Sabathia with a little party for his efforts.


The PITTSBURGH O’s are quietly moving up in the standings, coming in under the radar. One big reason is the comeback of the #1 overall pick, Albert Pooholes. The big man has got his groove back.

What has happened to the 69’ERS? In week 9 they were top score and stood in 4th place. Now, they are the # 1 target of the H-Bombs. The longest period of time you can check STATS are for 28 days. Taking a look at the Niners for that period has possibly yielded the answer. 39 GAMES STARTED (only 15 Quality Starts) and only 7 WINS. Piff may need to overhaul the staff. But, with an additional 12 SP’s already on our rosters from the DL, in addition to the 80 active, it’s not always easy to find guys there. I guess that’s why everyone jumps on the next big thing to come up from the minors as a starting pitcher. But Piff’s not worried. The wife and daughter are dropped off up in Michigan for the annual summer visit, and Piff is no doubt reading this from his laptop at Club Erotica!!! (Ha-Ha, just kidding Nadine!) Or am I?

Coming off a 559 point week, the H-BOMBS have been rejuvenated. And Big Daddy says he doesn’t want to finish in 10th. That’s why he is shooting at the team with 69 on their jerseys. B.D. is even helping others….. After the Dogs took BoSox hot shot rookie Kason Gabbard this week, Mr. Schoming stated…… “Good pick, I turned Tony and Eddie onto Gabbard.”

ODD FACT: On this date (July 21) in 1975, Joe Torre of the Mets grounded into 4 double plays in a 6-2 loss to the Houston Astros. Felix Millan had 4 singles but was wiped out each time by Torre.

SATURDAY:

Off tonight to see Humberto Cota's #11 get retired, and pitching for the Astros is recent Slammer acquisition Magic Wandy Rodriguez. Even though Harv says Wandy does not pitch well on the road, Al kept him around this week because of this very match-up. Anyone know the lifetime numbers of Wandy vs. Izturis????

Catch yins later….

PERIOD # 14. "All About All-Stars."

--Before we get to the 2007 NPL All-Stars, here are some All-Star Break odds and ends.

Total 1st half points scored in 2006: 65,258

Total 1st half points scored in 2007: 62,984


In 2006: H-Bombs were in 1st place at the break, with The Big Train in 10th.

In 2007: Big Train is in 1st place at the break, with The H-Bombs in 10th.


Standings based on Points Scored FROM the All-Star Break in 2006 - TO the All-Star Break in 2007.

1. Train .......................12,334
2. Lockhorns.............. 11,963
3. Owls........................ 11,835
4. Rock Cats................11,704
5. Bulldogs.................. 11,608
6. Slammers............... 11,602
7. K Kids......................11,388
8. H-Bombs................ 11,377
9. 69’ers ......................11,296
10. Pittsburgh O’s..... 10,832


The 2007 N.P.L. All-Stars.

This is not based on opinion, just cold hard NPL points scored to this date. The leading NPL scorers at each position to fill a 26 man NPL roster. And isn’t it ironic that the two starting pitchers in the All-Star game (Peavy & Haren) are not on this team.

26 man roster, same set up by position, the same as our regular season roster.
27 players on this list due to a tie for 8th place among SP points. So, we have 9 SP’s listed.

CATCHERS: (2.)

Victor Martinez (Clev). KOOPERSTOWN KIDS. 5th Round.
.323, 16 – 68.
316 points

Not that I would plan to move him, but he also has 10+ games at 1st base.


Russell Martin (Lad.) BIG TRAIN. 10th Round.
.306, 11 – 60.
314 points

Leads all Dodger hitters in NPL points.


1st BASE: (2.)

Prince Fielder (Mil.) BIG TRAIN. 15th Round.
.284, 29 – 70.
383 points

Leads N.L. in HR and Slugging Pct, and is 2nd in RBI.


Justin Morneau (Minn) BIG TRAIN. 2nd Round.
.295, 24 – 74.
355 points

That 31 point day on July 6th, jumped him ahead of Big Papi.


2nd BASE: (2.)

Chase Utley (Phil) BIG TRAIN. 1st Round.
.324, 15 – 68
382 points

Leads N.L. in Doubles with 34


Dan Uggla (Fla.) OWLS. 8th Round.
.246, 17 – 52
338 points

2nd leading Owls hitter, behind A-Rod.


SHORTSTOP: (2.)

Jimmy Rollins (Phil) LOCKHORNS. 6th Round.
.286, 16 – 53...... 15 SB
367 points

N.L. Triple leader with 10.


Hanley Ramirez (Fla.) ALABAMA SLAMMERS. 6th Round.
.331 14 – 35..... 27 SB
355 points

On his way to the 30-50 club


3rd BASE: (2.)

Alex Rodriguez (NYy.) OWLS. 1st Round.
.316, 30 – 86
442 points

His 442 points are 59 more than the 2nd highest scorer in the NPL (Fielder).


Miquel Cabrera (Fla.) H-BOMBS. 1st Round.
.324, 18 – 61
337 points

Teams with H-Ram for a dynamic left side of the Fish infield.


OUTFIELD: (6.)

Gary Sheffield (Det.) BULLDOGS. 6th Round.
.302, 21 – 58
379 points

The old guy even has 12 Swipes.


Magglio Ordonez (Det.) BULLDOGS. 15th Round.
.367, 13 – 70
378 points

Leads A.L. in Batting Average, OBP, and Doubles


Grady Sizemore (Clev) ALABAMA SLAMMERS. 1st Round.
.280, 15 – 46..... 24 SB
371 points

The heart and soul of the Tribe.


Matt Holliday (Col.) ROCK CATS. 3rd Round.
.340, 15 – 69
364 points

Leads N.L. In Total Bases. Todd who?


Vladimir Guerrero (LAa.) 69’ERS. 2nd Round.
.324, 14 – 75
344 points

Your 2007 HR Derby Champ!


Carlos Lee (Hou.) ALABAMA SLAMMES. 3rd Round
.296, 16 – 73
342 points

Loves the short porch in LF at Minute Maid. Your National League RBI leader.


STARTING PITCHERS: (9)

C.C. Sabathia (Clev.) LOCKHORNS. 7th Round
12-3, 119 K’s, 2 CG
349 points

The big man has 119 K’s and only 18 Walks issued.


Johan Santana (Minn.) ROCK CATS. 1st Round
10-6, 125 K’s, 1 CG
310 points

And he doesn’t really get going until the 2nd half!!


Justin Verlander (Det.) BIG TRAIN 13th Round.
10-3, 97 K’s, 1 No-Hitter.
307 points

For the record…… A Big Daddy discovery!


Cole Hamels (Phil.) 69’ERS 8th Round.
10-4, 124 K’s, 2 CG
304 points

1 K behind NL leader Jake Peavy.


Erik Bedard (Balt) ALABAMA SLAMMERS 7th Round
7-4, 149 K’s, 1 CG
289 points

MLB leader in K’s. Check his history in ’07. Probably the toughest luck of any SP.


Daisuke Matsuzaka (Bos.) KOOPERSTOWN KIDS 2nd Round.
10-6, 123 K’s, 1 CG
288 points

Boston offers good run support


Kelvim Escobar (LAa.) ROCK CATS 15th Round.
10-3, 88 K’s, 2 CG
288 points

Just don’t call him “Pablo” Escobar.


Josh Beckett (Bos.) BIG TRAIN 8th Round
12-2, 92 K’s
272 points

He even missed time due to a stint on the DL


Carlos Zambrano (Cubs) H-BOMBS 3rd Round
10-7, 107 K’s
272 points

Best thing to happen for him was the Michael Barrett incident.


RELIEF PITCHERS: (2)

Francisco Rodriguez (LAa.) OWL 7th Round
2 Wins, 24 Saves, 53 K’s
323 points

Hard to believe he has a Blown Save against the Pirates


Francisco Cordero (Mil.) BULLDOGS 13th Round
2 Wins, 27 Saves, 49 K’s
319 points

What are the odds, the top two RP’s would both be named Francisco?

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Well, there you have it. The 27 player NPL All-Star Team.

Of the 10 1st round draft picks, only 5 are in this group. The top three picks of Pujols, Howard and Soriano are not there.

Representation by NPL teams:

6 – Big Train
4 – Alabama Slammers
3 – Rock Cats
3 – Owls
3 – Bulldogs
2 – Kooperstown Kids
2 - Lockhorns
2 – 69’ers
2 – H-Bombs
0 – Pittsburgh O’s

27 Total.

And for mandatory representation we can add for the Pittsburgh O’s

Ken Griffey Jr.
.285 23 – 59
327 points

Ranked 12th among OF’s in NPL points.

Joe Borowski
1 Win 25 Saves 29 K’s
294 points

Ranked 6th in scoring among NPL Closers.


2nd half coming..... Lets's get it started!!

PERIOD # 13. "Fun at the old ball park."

Greetings at the half-way point of 2007.

NPL owners were seen at professional ballparks this past week. Pictures of the Altoona fantasy camp adventure of our week 13 leading scorer Larry Ott (the Altoona fantasy camp MVP) have circulated. Did you know the Big O was a lefty? (More pics from Altoona will be seen in the next couple of weeks!)


And of course June 30 was the big “walk-out” day at PNC Park. A number of NPL guys were there. And I’ve been informed that at that game, our own Alabama Slammer had a foul ball chance. I’m also told the scene in Al’s section looked a little like this……


Unfortunately the ball hit Al in the worst possible place. Right in the hands!! The ricochet then got him in the noggin. But not to worry according to Big Daddy, who reported….. “Other than still being a little dizzy, he’s Okay.”

Then, at the end of the 3rd inning, Al and the Rock Cat proceeded to pick up their Walkie Bobbles and take part in the protest.


On Monday nights game, former NPL owner TomVandergrift was spotted on TV during the final 3 innings sitting in the front row of the Home Plate Club seats in a bright yellow shirt, talking on his cell phone and wearing the upside down rally cap in the 9th inning of a Milwaukee blow out over the Bucs. And at that same game, my youngest son Mike (age 19) was sitting in the first row behind the visitor’s dugout. He was wearing a Brian Urlacher #54 Bears jersey. He said the famous Pittsburgh vendor “T.C.” was selling his product and you know T.C. likes to have fun with the fans. He looked at Mike (again, age 19) and said….. “Hey Urlacher, Bud Light?”


ODD FACTS & STATS AT THE HALFWAY POINT – Some regarding statistical categories that are not part of NPL scoring….

THE BIG TRAIN is #1 hitting points and #2 in pitching. Early in the season when JJ Putz was struggling, Bob was considering dropping him. Now he has 24 saves and the best ERA (0.90) and best WHIP (0.57) among all pitchers – SP’s and RP’s.

ROCK CATS lead the NPL in TEAM ERA 3.55 and TEAM WHIP 1.22 along with being 1st in Wins, K’s and overall pitching points.

The OWLS Jason Kendall is on pace to slug 4 HR’s this season!!! John leads the league right now in the categories of HBP and he was 2nd with that in ’06. Owls also lead in SB and RUNS SCORED thus far in 2007. John also led those two ranking in 2006. I think John likes the scrappy type of batters.

KIDS lead the league in Home Runs with 184. Didn’t expect Alex Rios to have 17 by the 4th of July.

The LOCKHORNS lead the NPL in Triples, and he doesn’t even own Curtis Granderson!! Horns SS Jimmy Rollins leads majors in AT BATS with 374, which is 22 more than the guy in 2nd place – the Owls Juan Pierre.

The ALABAMA SLAMMERS are the only NPL team still looking for that first Shut-Out but have the SP who leads the league in “Quality Starts” with 16 of his 18 starts being of quality. And despite one of Al’s co-workers saying after the draft that…. “I don’t like the pick of Grady Sizemore in the first round”, the Tribe centerfielder and 9th overall draft selection is the 6th best overall point scorer in the NPL.

Those 69’ERS lead the league in Complete Games with 8 despite ranking 8th in total pitching Wins. And some thought Vlad Guerrero was on the down side, but Piff’s 2nd round draft pick is 9th in NPL batting points.

The BULLDOGS thus far in 2007 have the most SAVES but the least amount of WINS. Another up and down statistic for the Dogs is that they have the best NPL Team Batting Average at .291, which is a full 10 points ahead of the 2nd best team (Niners) but then they have the worst Team ERA at 4.35.

Did you know the PITTSBURGH O’s have a team leading 86 Quality Starts? In the last 14 days, big guns Pujols and Griffey Jr are hitting .378 and .351 respectively. Big O says right now he would not trade Harv Xavier Nady for Jason Bay.

The H-BOMBS just can’t seem to get the roster to where he is happy with it. We draft 26 players, 16 hitters and 10 pitchers. So far Big Daddy has had 29 different hitters and 23 different pitchers on the roster - 52 total. Exactly double the number of players we start with. B.D. currently has used 24 of the allotted 30 DROP moves. Of course, he’ll get 4 more come September 1st.

DAVE'S MOVE REQUESTS - 4th OF JULY

KIDS - One move attempt:

DROP: 3B, Akinori Iwamura (T.B.)

MOVE: Kevin Youkilis (Bos.), from 1B to 3B.

(Youk now has 10 games at 3b.)

ADD: 1B: 1st - Carlos Pena (T.B.)
2nd - James Loney (LAd.)
3rd - Dan Johnson (Oak.)
4th - Ryan Garko (Tribe)

That's it for me......

--Dave